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#ShameReview from "NotMoscow"

🤯 What to do with the confiscated goods? Send them to war! That's what they did. Tatarstan Customs officers intercepted 5,890 cigarettes and cigarillos, a gas analyzer, two radios, and a printer for the military. They also plan to send a Japanese vehicle to the front soon.

🤯 "I'm Russian" is the name of a new brand of juice that, according to Twitter users, is already on shelves. The juice, of course, is birch. For a truly strong drink!

🤯 At the "Russia" exhibition they presented... merch with childish excuses! "It wasn't us who decided to annex Crimea, it was the people," — reads the inscription on the sweatshirt.

🤯 Prime Minister Bashkortostan Andy Nazarov invited Americans to live and work in Russia "while there is such an opportunity." 

"Imagine the opportunities that open up. So we invite you. Those who don't make it will have a hard time later: other nations will be happy to come and live and work here." the official explained.

🤯 Apparently, with education in the village Lobsters of Tatarstan there are no problems... At least the director of the local school Diamond Musin and its employees are currently more concerned with providing for the military - so, they are preparing a "Korean delicacy."

🤯 In Kaluga A priest was invited to visit children sick with pneumonia. He administered communion to them in the hospital locker room. One of those present reported that during the sacrament, the priest fed the children bread and wine "from a single spoon."

🤯 In Chita The exhibition "Ordinary Nazism" opened, featuring more than 200 exhibits: remnants of exploding shells, weapons, Nazi symbols, and "found European and American weapons."

"Schoolchildren will be able to touch HIMARS at an exhibition in Chita," — local media write proudly.