#ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 The State Duma has drafted a bill that could ban the registration of newborn boys under female names and vice versa. This is intended to help "protect children from abnormal development."
🤯 “…Nazis were captured near Kharkov. One - with a snake on his back - hissed as if he were a Slytherin... In fact, he is a Briton in general." — An evening of Z-poetry was held at the Pushkin Library in Chita.
Let's quote a little more of what was said there:
"And the aroma will become fashionable, familiar to us as the smell of a corpse. So, the eyes are looking again with the usual cold - to the west".
🤯 The entire line of cheeses and "cheese products" of the Zvenigovsky Dairy Plant (Republic Mari E) now has the Z symbol in its design.
🤯 Missing the Coca-Cola New Year's caravan? Now we have new, truly Russian caravans from Krasnoe&Beloe.
"Our trucks are already on their way to you, clanging in their backs, to make your holiday brighter," — the chain of stores says on social media.
🤯 In one of the schools Ulan-Ude At "Conversations About the Important," children were shown a video about "What is the Motherland?" After two minutes, the video cut off and began with a comedy dance parody, "Cossacks," by "Kvartal 95," where the Ukrainian president had previously performed. Vladimir Zelensky.
According to the students, the teacher downloaded the video from the internet without watching it to the end.
🤯 Stained glass windows with a half-naked Father Frost and a drunken Snow Maiden appeared on the windows of the Pyaterochka store in Penza MokshaLocal residents were outraged: "Do you think it's okay to turn the bright, happy New Year's holiday into some kind of debauchery? What does such a drawing teach?"
🤯 Bryansk The priests sprinkled holy water on the equipment of the Russian soldiers and also held conversations with them “to strengthen their spiritual courage.”
🤯 It turns out that the son of the Omsk vice-governor, who forced a student to take off his "Brooklyn" sweatshirt, is wearing a "Los Angeles" hoodie...
🤯 And finally, the Krasnodar "Putin's Squad" loudly greeted the news of their idol's decision to run for president. Spoiler alert: they clinked glasses and poured champagne for a full minute.
