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Krasnoyarsk amateur shamans streamed a ritual in support of SVO participants: #ShameReview from NeMoskva

"The fire is already burning. The invocation has already been made. The offerings have already been laid out," said Dmitry Medvedev, head of the religious group "Siberian Shamanism," said, "So now everyone can sit down and make a personal statement. Because each of us had ancestors who fought."

The 20-minute ritual around a fire in the forest was only available online, via live stream. We invite you to read our latest roundup of the most cringeworthy news:

🤯 Officials advertised The national messenger Max was used as a "torture tool." According to the plot, the State Administrative and Technical Inspectorate of St. Petersburg tied its press secretary to a chair and gagged him so that a robot would ask him where he was currently publishing news. This PR stunt, in keeping with Russian realities, brought the inspectorate 30 new subscribers to Max!

🤯 First Deputy Chairman of the Public Chamber of Russia for Demography Pavel Pozhigailo proposed Complicate the divorce process and extend it to six months. He recalled that doctors at antenatal clinics discourage Russian women from having abortions, and proposed applying the same approach to divorces. He proposed that people should consult with a psychologist, a priest, or a representative of their faith when filing for divorce.

🤯 Z-singer Shaman boasted, which has become "second most popular" in the DPRK after Kim Jong-un. He called his performance in Pyongyang one of the most important events of his life this year. The shaman noted that the concert was a grand affair and was perceived by the North Koreans as a significant cultural event.

🤯 To be a pacifist is to be an accomplice to murder, считает Patriarch Kirill stated this while commenting on the commandment "thou shalt not kill" in relation to Russian troops in Ukraine. "When evil takes human lives, when the enemy threatens the lives of the old and young, women and children, then inaction is unacceptable. In such a case, non-resistance to evil is aiding and abetting murder. <…> This is precisely why the "Fundamentals of the Social Concept of the Russian Orthodox Church" section on "War and Peace" uses the concept of a just war."

🤯 At the General Staff command post noticed An advertisement for the computer game War Thunder. It was passed off as a propaganda poster for the SVO.

🤯 Vladimir Putin saidthat the average life expectancy in Russia could be increased to 150 years: "But there will always be a shortage—just like money. Always." 

Russians, just in case, let's get ready...