Russians are expecting growth! But it's negative... Bribes for AI and toilet secrets: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Chairman of the State Duma Vyacheslav Volodin told Vladimir Putin a fictitious story about a corrupt AI minister in "one of the EU countries."
"They appointed a minister who resembled an artificial intelligence, and now they're accusing him of embezzlement. There are no basic laws governing artificial intelligence, robots, and humans," Volodin said.
Earlier, the Croatian publication Newsbar, which publishes fictitious satirical news, published a story claiming that the artificial intelligence Diella, appointed as a minister in Albania, was "arrested" on charges of accepting a bribe in the form of Bitcoin.
🤯 Samara Governor Vyacheslav Fedorishchev He announced "negative growth" in the automotive industry. He said that virtually all sectors of the region's economy are showing growth, but the auto industry remains in negative territory.
"Then December will be nothing but growth. Truly negative growth—that is, our market, unfortunately, has been negative for the last few years due to certain factors. Therefore, here, as last year, we clearly understand that this will not be positive growth, but negative," the governor said.
🤯 United Russia deputy from Birobidzhan Alexander Romanov He stated that the authorities don't monitor taxi drivers, manicurists, and businessmen because they're not interested. He recommended that those afraid to install the Russian messenger Max because of possible surveillance buy a push-button phone.
"This hysteria is amusing," Romanov writes. "Are you serious? Every kitchen used to be afraid the Americans were spying on them via WhatsApp. God forbid, Comrade Major, he sees your list on Samberi or when you're scheduled for a pussy waxing."
The last word, however, Romanov quickly erased.
🤯 Z-singer Shaman He admitted that he writes his patriotic songs... at night in the toilet. Because inspiration comes precisely before sleep, when the mind is "freed from the hustle and bustle, it's clean."
"And at that moment, a melody comes. You need to record it. You have a phone with a voice recorder. And so as not to wake Katya [Mizulina], you go somewhere far away, to the restroom," Shaman explained.
🤯 In Syktyvkar Officials raked dirty snow from the square and called it anti-terrorism dumps. This is the official reason why it won't be removed.
"The snow parapet serves as a natural barrier to ensure anti-terrorist security—it restricts vehicle access to the area where large crowds gather. After the New Year's celebrations are over, the snow will be removed from the designated area," stated the Ezhvinsky District Administration of Syktyvkar.
🤯 CEO of the Spas TV channel Boris Korchevnikov commented on the residents' disputes Krasnodar regarding the construction of a church in the Yubileiny microdistrict.
"By supposedly defending some kind of park, they are fighting for the toxic poisoning of their souls and the souls of their children, who will breathe the air in this park (a church, by the way, will never interfere with this), and then poison their souls with the filth of this world, because without a church of God, they will have no protection from this filth," Korchevnikov believes.
