"Everyone's rights and freedoms are imba," Oktoberfest in Russian, and the staples of Russian leisure: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"

🤯 Photos of a "Constitution for Zoomers," allegedly discovered in the Chitai-Gorod bookstore chain, have circulated online. State media outlets, among others, have reported on the story.

"Russia is like a big, unified server where everything, unlike Fortnite, operates according to the rules of democracy, law, and respect. Our official vibe is federation," "The rights and freedoms of every person are imbalanced. The state is obliged to protect you like legendary loot," and "All the big decisions in the country come from the people. In short: the people are the clients; the government is the contractor," the book says.

Opinions in the State Duma regarding such a Constitution were divided: Vitaly Milonov The idea was supported by his United Russia colleague Alexander Tolmachev He saw the publication as a mockery of state symbols. However, it was later revealed that the book was a "fake" and "not available in bookstores."

🤯 Deputy Saratov regional Duma from the LDPR Stanislav Denisenko He expressed dissatisfaction with the predominance of women among appointed justices of the peace. He stated that women of childbearing age should focus on having children, not on a career.

🤯 The Ministry of Industry and Trade has decided to import-substitute the Bavarian Oktoberfest. The specialized fairs the ministry plans to create will serve only Russian beer. 

Initiatives aimed at supporting the Russian brewing industry are being discussed against the backdrop of a general decline in beer sales and production. It is hoped that such initiatives will help boost the tourist appeal of the regions hosting the festivals.

🤯 Russians should avoid noisy corporate parties and celebrations in the run-up to the New Year, as such events have become a “breeding ground for fornication and indecent behavior alien to traditional values,” a deputy believes. Bryansk regional Duma and chairman of the public movement "Orthodox Russia" Mikhail Ivanov.

"Where is our conscience if, while the defenders of the Motherland are bearing the burden, we allow ourselves to imitate them in this way?" Ivanov said.