Vologda's canopies, a village named after Putin, and the internet according to the bear schedule: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Leader of the A Just Russia party Sergei Mironov He proposed introducing deposit rates for SVO personnel that are twice as high as standard. While banks offer 15% annual interest on deposits for ordinary Russians, military personnel should receive 30%—the difference, according to the proposal, would be reimbursed by the state. Mironov is confident that this savings option will not only preserve but also increase the funds received through the SVO.
🤯 In Russia, problems with the government arise because the people sin, the bishop is sure. Pitirim Tvorogov. “An wicked people is punished by the weakness of power,” stated the administrator of the Skopin diocese. “And then even more terrible events may await this country, in which such a clean, lawless people live.”
🤯 The State Duma called for a ban on media outlets reporting news with the headline "The State Duma is counting" because deputies might blurt out the wrong thing. “Someone has a stream of consciousness (and given that it’s an election campaign, this stream of consciousness can be quite broad),” explained the first deputy chairman of the information policy committee Alexander Yushchenko. “Therefore, specifics are needed here: representative of such-and-such a faction, last name such-and-such.”
🤯 Initiative group of residents Kozikhi в Novosibirsk area proposed renaming their village after Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. The locals cited their patriotism and love for their homeland as justification for their proposal. Whether this is connected to the fact that the residents of Kozikh are the most active in fighting for the right to keep their livestock, publicizing the ongoing events in the village, is unknown.
🤯 Vologda region Inspired by the TV series "Peaky Blinders," she launched her own. Vologda caps will become part of the region's souvenir collection and will soon be available for purchase in local stores. A sports commentator is already wearing the "Vologda Visor." Dmitriy Guberniev.
🤯 Ideologist of the "Russian world" Alexander Dugin He stated that in the spring, Russians need to completely shut off the internet so that people can live "a real human life." "The Internet in Russia must adapt to the seasonal cycles of bears and butterflies," Dugin wrote on his social media. — And with friends, you make arrangements like in childhood: you go up to the window and whistle: “Will Pavlik come out?”
🤯 Muscovites are advised to navigate by the sun and stars while there is no internet. “To find your way around in the dark, you need to know the brightest navigational landmarks – the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper,” are instructed at the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology. "Mentally draw a line through the two outer stars—the 'walls' of the dipper—and extend it upward for five identical segments. Then you'll reach the dim star in Ursa Minor—this is Polaris, the North Star, which always points north."
