War Cosplay, Chilean Patriotism, and the Crackdown on Lookalikes: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 The best "stormtrooper" is chosen among schoolchildren in St. Petersburg. The competitions are part of the military-patriotic game "Zarnitsa 2.0." To participate, students must form teams of ten, each consisting of a commander, a signalman, a sapper, assault troops, medics, UAV operators, and a military correspondent.

"Our medics did a fantastic job – they pulled a wounded soldier from the battlefield and rescued him to safety <…>. The assault troops showed everyone how to properly act to avoid an attack <…>. And our sapper found the mines and covered a long distance in the designated area," School No. 45 reported. "It's not time to give up; tactical play, cross-country skiing, and shooting still await us."
🤯 Facial recognition system in St. Petersburg accepted the musician Dima Galyaminskikh for the Ukrainian journalist Dmitry Gordon. "It's funny! The police run up to me at the station and quickly detain me, — the musician wrote. — One policeman even touched the stubble and hair to check for any signs of conspiracy."

🤯 Former United Russia member and city council deputy Tolyatti Alexander Dorozhkin, whose wife gave birth in Chile for the sake of a "strong passport" announced this "warm-up and hype, which ensured its great popularity." Dorozhkin stated that his son only has Russian citizenship.
Let's remember that it was precisely because of that "warming up" trip that Doroshkin was removed from his post as head of the city's commission, and he voluntarily resigned from United Russia, closed his social media accounts, and apologized to everyone affected by the scandal.
🤯 VK plans to create a National News Platform based on the Zen aggregator. The plan is for all marketplaces, domestic social networks, video hosting services, search engines, and classifieds portals to be required to include a widget with the top five news stories on the homepage of their websites or apps. The government will select the top stories.
🤯 Resident Krasnoyarsk Territory was called to school because her son declared that he was a socialist and "maybe he has even already organized some kind of community." Attempts to explain to the class teacher that socialism is not yet banned in Russia were unsuccessful.

