A shaman sang with Zemfira, burgers are being replaced with kokoshniks, and Spiridon approves of mortgages: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Z-singer Shaman He published a video for the song "Russia-Mama" - in which pacifists living abroad sing along with him. Oleg Tinkov, Jury Dud, Zemfira, Noize MC, Michael Khodorkovsky и Ilya Prusikin.
At the beginning of the video, the singer declares that "Russia is mother, and she must not be betrayed." After this, Shaman, in his office with an icon, begins pulling out photographs of Russian émigré foreign agents from a folder. At the end, they begin singing along, "because only here are they allowed to say 'Russia is mother.'"
🤯 Chairman of the Communists of Russia party Sergey Malinkovich He suggested renaming the burgers "Kokoshniki" to replace the American names with domestic equivalents. Other possible options include "cutletniki" and "Leningrad sandwich."
But in general, Malinkovich insists on popularizing healthy national cuisine: "Americans have developed a ton of illnesses and mental health problems from these hamburgers. It's far more important to replace Western standards with pancakes, porridge, and syrniki. We need to make TV commercials that clearly show how someone ate a hamburger, got sick, and died, while someone who ate Russian porridge or soup feels great and rushes to work."
🤯 United Russia deputy Mikhail Ivanovstated that before purchasing real estate, it is first necessary to “ask for blessings.”
"Saint Spyridon of Trimythous is revered as the primary helper in financial and housing matters. Prayers to him today cause amazing miracles: people who haven't had a place to live for years receive apartments, sellers agree to lower prices, and transactions are concluded most successfully," Ivanov asserts.
🤯 The Russian Orthodox Church has proposed that schools introduce the position of full-time priests if such an initiative is initiated by students' parents. Archpriest Archpriest Isaac B. Smith, Chairman of the Russian Orthodox Church's Educational Committee and Rector of the Church-wide Postgraduate and Doctoral Studies School, Maksim Kozlov He stated that within the framework of a secular state, which Russia is, despite its focus on traditional values, it would be legally difficult to do more.
🤯 Residents of Minusinsk noticed the "patriotic" children's T-shirts. "Army, Russia, attack," the slogan reads. “I made a remark to the sellers about the error, but they didn’t respond.” — an eyewitness shared.
