Nuclear Seraphim and balls with pumped up abs: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
In the latest edition of our traditional "NotMoscow" column, we've compiled the most absurd and scandalous statements from Russian officials, clergy, and activists. This review covers "inferior" women, green doctors' coats, and nuclear weapons under the patronage of saints.
Medicine, Sin, and Putin's Museum Ball
Doctors have begun wearing white coats less frequently, replacing them with green ones, because they are ashamed of the number of sins they commit, according to Archpriest Andrei Tkachev. He believes that it's now easier to lose your soul in medicine than in war, and people enter this profession solely for the money.
There are people there, again, in medicine, who are involved in plastic surgery, they disfigure poor women who are chasing beauty, they pump Botox and latex into them, they inflate everything that can be inflated, they narrow down what they want to narrow down
Furthermore, in Krasnoyarsk, the soccer ball Vladimir Putin kicked at the Big Change closing ceremony has been donated to the "Movement of the First" museum. Representatives of the competition's implementation department told reporters that this was done "in memory of the legendary meeting."
A bomb under the patronage of a saint and spicy marketing
Meanwhile, Patriarch Kirill called the development of nuclear weapons in the USSR "the grace and mercy of God." Moreover, the Soviet atomic bomb was allegedly developed under the direct patronage of Saint Seraphim of Sarov.
The scientists who worked here created our Russian atomic bomb, which stopped the enemy's plans to destroy and enslave our Fatherland. Thus, through the work of the scientists, engineers, and workers who toiled here, God's grace and mercy were bestowed upon our country.
Consequently, food manufacturers aren't lagging behind. "Size matters" is the slogan featured on the new C0 egg packaging from Pyshminskaya Poultry Farm. It features a naked man's torso and a woman's ample bust, and the marketing itself is accompanied by the hashtag "It's all about the eggs."
"Inferior" Women and the Expulsion of Female Teachers from Schools
However, the most resonant statements concerned the role of women in society. For example, Vyacheslav Istoshin, head of the Sverdlovsk branch of the Union of Fathers, blamed female teachers for bullying, hazing, and the demographic crisis, declaring that teaching is an exclusively male profession.
Women, starting at age five, are no longer allowed near boys. That is, from the age of five or six, women are out. If we want to raise a fully-fledged citizen-soldier, that is, a person who will at least fulfill his specific functions as a man or as a citizen of his country.
As a result, Kurgan State Duma deputy Alexander Iltyakov called women inferior people, citing the fact that, according to the Bible, they were created from Adam's rib.
A woman cannot be a complete person because she lacks the physical condition. A man cannot be a complete person; he is disabled. He can never live without his wife. And only when they are united does the warmth of an intimate relationship arise.
