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#ShameReview from NotMoscow

🤯 A banner with six-fingered soldiers was hung in Barnaul on the building of the Ministry of Education and Science of the Altai Territory.

"The poster was apparently brilliantly created by AI; there is no other explanation for the absurdity depicted," — wrote a local resident Vadim Chutchev and noted that the neural network did not create Soviet Army soldiers, but rather “a mixture of American and Chinese uniforms with blurred red dots.”

"Why do we always write 'I' in the discussion of 'ZHI-SHI,' but when it comes to preserving the historical memory of our state, we're ready to chuckle and wave our hand?!" the Barnaul resident protested. "<…> It's very strange that such a poster even appeared on the walls of the Ministry, which is supposed to be responsible for education and the preservation of history. It's quite symbolic."

🤯 Chairman of the LDPR Leonid Slutsky asked the Prosecutor General's Office to investigate the organizers of the "Total Dictation" due to the beauty blogger's performance Alexey Zhidkovsky as a reader at a rally in Moscow. Slutsky was displeased with the man's appearance, which, according to him, "looked like a woman."

"And it was precisely this event's organizers <…> who decided to invite a speaker, using budget funds from the Presidential Grants Fund," Slutsky wrote. "A man in a skirt who imposes unhealthy, pseudo-progressive Western values ​​on the younger generation."

🤯 In Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky The May Day march was cancelled. The reason was the condition of Leninskaya Street. The road there is currently unpaved and regularly floods due to bad weather.

🤯 In Tatarstan, Vologda Oblast и Moscow Orthodox activists have launched the "Your Baby" project. Pre-abortion counseling rooms will now feature a replica of a hand holding a 10- to 12-week-old fetus. 

With the help of the project, activists plan to dissuade Russian women from having abortions and help them "recognize the value of nascent human life."

In the Vologda region, volunteers even plan to knit hats for the embryo dummies…

🤯 How to wean citizens off foul language will be discussed in Novosibirsk at the forum "The Russian language is the basis of national security and sovereignty of Russia."

According to the Deputy Chairman of the Commission on Culture and Spiritual and Moral Education of the Public Chamber of the Novosibirsk Region Evgeniya Tsybizova, "By preserving the purity of our language, we also preserve the foundations of Russian statehood and national security."

🤯 Kindergarten in the Sverdlovsk city Artyomovsky Encourage two- and three-year-olds to weave camouflage nets. Kindergarten No. 31 will host the "Everything for Victory!" campaign.

"At a teachers' council meeting, a decision was made to organize assistance for the SVO fighters, for which we purchased warp and spunbond for weaving camouflage nets," the kindergarten group said.

🤯 St. George's ribbon longer than 1,6 kilometer and width 4 meters sewn in the Chunsky district Irkutsk region. On Victory Day it will be carried along the main street Irkutsk several hundred people.

🤯 The Dom Kino Premium channel censored the film "Radio Day." The frontman of the band "Nogu Svelo!" was edited out. Maxim Pokrovsky, as well as the bands "Mumiy Troll" and "Vopli Vidoplyasova." The musician's name was also blurred out. Alexey Kortnev, artiste Maxim Vitorgan and a journalist Mikhail Kozyrev.

🤯 To the order pickup point in Barnaul They delivered 4 tons of potatoes... No, regional shopaholics haven't reached a new level! Vegetable stock is simply a return of the supplier's remaining stock from the warehouse. When returning, you must specify the pickup location from which the supplier wishes to collect the goods.