"Green Gold" for Your Beloved Women and Giving Birth on a Golden Toilet: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 It is much easier to raise children in a deficit than in a surplus, believes a United Russia member Tyumen regional Dumas Alexey SalminAnd this is not his only cringe-worthy statement. "Classes need to be separated—boys separately, girls separately. Young men need to be asked: 'What do you want to be?'" Salmin believes. — Girls need to be asked different questions: “When are you going to get married, how many children will you have?”
🤯 Grocery delivery services have started offering cucumbers as a gift idea for International Women's Day. For example, on one platform, you can hint that you'd like crispy, short-fruited cucumbers for the holiday.
Prices for a kilo of "green gold" in the regions have already reached 500 rubles, with Russians complaining en masse. However, some prefer to remain silent and take action—in Podolsk Unknown persons bit fresh cucumbers on the shelves...
🤯 Ambassador of Russia to Serbia Alexander Botsan-Kharchenko believes that citizens who left Russia after the start of the war “have no value.” “In total, maybe about 250 thousand people left, — the ambassador cited the figures. <…> Those who use this number want to prove that society is not united. But society has become even stronger and more united within Russia itself."
🤯 A birthing hall with a royal design from Sima-Land was opened in Sverdlovsk area. "In medicine, this is called salutogenic design. It's an atmosphere that promotes health. It's important for the woman to be in a comfortable environment, so she doesn't experience pain. This will definitely impact the health of the babies," the Minister of Health said Tatyana Savinova.
🤯 Vika Tsyganova nibbled on the ice Baikal: "Wow! Stuck on me." — the singer commented. "It seems it's time for Baikal to start crowdfunding for psychological support..."
