Egoistic Baristas, the Spirit of Zhirinovsky, and the Fetish of Self-Realization: #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Young people are reluctant to grow up due to the “fashion for egoism” and self-realization, which has turned into “a kind of fetish with vague content,” the Public Chamber stated. Krasnodar region. This is why 25% to 40% of university and college graduates refuse to work in their field and, in pursuit of high salaries, choose to work as couriers and baristas.
Officials believe it's necessary to reintroduce political education classes to schools and universities, engage young people in the GTO (Ready for Labor and Defense) tests and "humanitarian" volunteering, and encourage the younger generation to read, watch, and listen to works that will help protect them from the influence of "liberal Western ideologies." For example, tracks by Shaman, Yulia Chicherina, and Grigory Leps.
🤯 Chita Metropolitan Demetrius stated that the extinguishing of forest fires in Transbaikalia Last year, "multi-billion-dollar funds" were lost, which, in wartime conditions, could have gone "to help our soldiers." The priest called those who started the fires "traitors to the interests of the Motherland," acting in the interests of its "enemies."
"We need to ask ourselves: who benefits from this? And the answer is—only the enemies of our Motherland. Only the enemies of Transbaikal. So, no jokes or concessions here," says Dmitry.
🤯 The newspaper "Komsomolskaya Pravda" interviewed the "spirit" of the former leader of the LDPR. Vladimir ZhirynovskyThe publication hired "psychics" Anna Pechueva and Anna Ilyina to conduct a spiritualism seance. They burned a hundred-ruble banknote in the newspaper's office, after which Zhirinovsky "appeared" and, through the medium, predicted the imminent end of the war in Ukraine.raine.
"This year, in the fall, they'll sit down and come to an agreement. But the fighting will continue for a long time, all of 2027 for sure, and there will be purges. Purges. In fact, everything was decided long ago, they just haven't told the people yet. This conflict is already resolved; it certainly won't lead to World War III.", the “spirit of Zhirinovsky” allegedly declared.
🤯 Co-founder of Kaspersky Lab Natalia Kasperskaya She apologized to Roskomnadzor for blaming it for the collapse of the banking system. She believes Sberbank is now to blame.
"They rolled out a new anti-fraud system, which led to the collapse of the acquiring system. And since many other banks rely on this acquiring system from Sberbank, this affected other banks as well." — Kaspersky said.
"They used to apologize to Kadyrov, and now they do this too," — the journalists joke.
