"He became an unrivaled kung fu master who wields a traditional weapon—a chair": #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Governor Vologda Oblast Georgy Filimonov praised his deputy Ivan Inozemtsev, who started a drunken brawl in a bar St. Petersburg.
"Each of our colleagues is discovering new talents. Ivan Borisovich, in particular, has become an unrivaled kung fu master, wielding a traditional weapon—a chair," Filimonov said. "All of us men, when we see injustice against the weak, we stand up for it."
🤯 Russian children are invited to play with toy kamikazes "Geranium-2" – the suicide bombers from the tactical group "Stalin's Falcons" have appeared on marketplaces.
"Develops coordination, accuracy, and imagination. An ideal gift for young patriots and future conquerors of the skies."The manufacturers describe the product.
And for those who are a bit older, in addition to the "airplane," they offer the option of purchasing firecrackers "for spectacular launches."
🤯 Born in Ukraine singer Christmas tree removed the mention of the Kyiv airport from her hit "Provence" Borispol.
At a concert in Moscow in honor of the 30th anniversary of the Russian music award, Yolka sang instead "Tomorrow at 7:22 I'll be sitting on a plane at Boryspil and thinking about the pilot." "Tomorrow at 7:22 I will fly to you..."
🤯 For National Unity Day, school bells in Russian schools will be replaced with patriotic melodies. The change will last for a month, according to the Ministry of Education. The November selection includes the songs "My Brothers," "Mother Russia," "We Are United! Invincible!" and the track Denis Maidanova "The flag of my state."
