A Yekaterinburg deputy called for teaching children to dig dugouts and shoot machine guns.
According to Stanislaus KiselevaNowadays, children are being created in a "hothouse environment" where it's only appropriate to read Bazhov and look at malachite. But what's needed is to learn patriotism: “It’s better to do this in dugouts that the children dig themselves,” — Kiselev explains.
"The Kalashnikov assault rifle is a good idea, if only for self-improvement. And drill training also improves posture and coordination. It wouldn't hurt for girls either," deputy Alexander Kolesnikov agreed with his colleague.
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🤯 Residents Yakutsk I was amused by a billboard advertising the Russification of all foreign-language signs by March 1st. The reason for this reaction was the misspelling of the word "Russify." Furthermore, the call to switch to Russian appears alongside the name of the advertising firm Rektime.
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🤯 In Mordovia Kindergarten children were taught how to avoid becoming "biodrones." The goal of the talks was to teach preschoolers "the basics of countering terrorist threats" and "resisting extremist ideas." "Nobody is born a 'biodron.' They become one step by step, click by click, from one radical post to the next," said one of the teachers.
