"For added ambiance, play along to the news from Ren-TV": #ShameReview from "NotMoscow"
🤯 Conquer Odessa and Kyiv, get perks from the grannies in Putin's squad, and pay off the Lavrovs... A new board game about the "SVO" has attracted the attention of Russians on the Wildberries marketplace—the monopoly "Special Operation on the Outskirts."
"The game immerses you in a world where eastern cities welcome liberators, while central and western cities have succumbed to enemy propaganda, making their liberation a true challenge. Every decision you make is a step toward victory or defeat," the developers announce.
The cost of "room war" varies from 2 to 3 thousand rubles (Depending on delivery region). At the time of writing, at least 96 people have already purchased it and left reviews.
"The game is really interesting, the kids are hooked," "I'm sure the young man will be pleased," "It's like a monopoly on modern realities," "The plot is incredibly captivating," "We've been playing with friends for three days now! It's awesome! You can conquer the entire Outskirts, there's even a map featuring Crimea," WB users share.
However, there are also negative reviews:
"Don't buy this. It's crap," "A pizza box is better quality. It feels like a schoolboy made this game at home on a printer," "For added ambiance, play while listening to the news from Ren-TV or Russia 24."
🤯 Deputy Chairman of the State Duma, member of the New People party Vladislav Davankov wants to check the head of the "Safe Internet League" Ekaterina Mizulina Western influence. And this idea is supported by 91% of his Telegram audience.
"'New People' have been calling for Twitter to be unblocked for almost two years. The idea has many supporters—but the last person I expected to see among them was Ekaterina Mizulina. One very strange [argument] is being made in favor of unblocking <…>. They say the new US administration is pursuing such sound policies that social media is changing before our eyes," Davankov writes. "Ekaterina Mizulina has become overly enamored with the new US administration. Just yesterday, she was defending the Russian internet at public expense, and today she's praising American social media."
🤯 Novosibirsk rescuers told the story of a "prominent special effects designer." The 23-year-old man decided to bring his wife back by threatening suicide. He sent a heartbreaking photo of the "bloody" room and wrote a farewell...
"But the guy, apparently, has no medical training and doesn't know that two large puddles of ketchup smeared across the floor are much thicker than blood, and with that much blood loss, he certainly wouldn't have been able to write farewell messages," the rescuers wrote. Incidentally, their help wasn't needed: the perfectly healthy young man opened the door himself.
🤯 Mayor of Stavropol Nevinnomyssk Mikhail Minenkov spoke out on the topic of demography and stated that it “would go against the entire federal agenda.”
"Why should you get support for enjoying yourself? So, you go out and make love, selfishly and cynically, for yourself. You mean, you enjoy it, for Christ's sake. Has anyone ever tried that? You have children for yourself, so you don't have to die in an old age hospital," the official said. "What kind of support do you need for loving your wife, for her to bear your children? What, money? Well, we give money. Young families, federal support, kindergartens, schools, free healthcare, funds are being created."
🤯 A deputy proposed sending teenagers to monasteries for re-education. Bryansk Regional Duma Mikhail Ivanov. According to him, the stay of minors in a monastic environment can become a turning point in their lives: teenagers will work, live according to a strict schedule, and interact with monks.
"Does it matter that we have a secular state?", "Someone needs free labor," "The main thing is that the mentors are without any 'weaknesses'... Then we should implement full video surveillance during the children's stay," social media users comment.
